G.I. TOE

He must already be in character because it looks like Duke's in a Coma.

Oh Jebus - Channing Tatum has joined the "G.I. Joe" team.

Tatum will play Duke, a key leader of the G.I. Joe crew. Sam Worthington originally was to play the role in the Paramount film. Worthington, however, could not coordinate the production's schedule with his current work on James Cameron's "Avatar," which has run over schedule.

Man - Man! Who is this - Tatum? Isn't that a girl's name? And Channing? That's Carol Channing's last name. He looks like a TOE!

Look, I don't expect them to nail the casting of the GI Joe movie. They're right around 60-40 on that : Sienna Miller, Ray Park, Rachel Nichols, Marlon Wayans, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Said Taghmaoui and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the live-action film, which is set in the future and based on the popular Hasbro action figures.

But COME ON! This Guy?! He doesn't look sober! He's supposed to look like - well, like a test pilot that just came in from the cold after just wrestling a Grizzly Bear. He's supposed to look like the kind of guy that could beat up your dad - even if your dad was a fireman or even an astronaut!

Yo', uh... line? Oh yeah.
Yo Toe!