Feb 13, 2008

Josh Beckett's Beer Gut

I guess pitchers and catchers are reporting already for Boston? I'm getting ahead of myself to say that my total and unflinching baseball viewing will last uninterrupted for the next eight and half months until a World Series champion is crowned - on someone other than the Cubs. Or Cinci - they've got a case of the Dusties...

And look, isn't that Josh Beckett? (Boston Herald)

Six-pack? Red Sox ace Josh Beckett isn’t even sporting a one-pack! ... But calm down, Red Sox Nation. Our Florida spies say that Josh ... isn’t actually as flabby as this photo makes him look. In fact, Beckett arrived in camp with his personal trainer who helped build a gym for Josh inside his Texas compound and, word is, No. 19 is in better shape than he was last year at this time.

Big game pitcher?! Kind of understating the issue, BH? That's not a six pack - it's a goddamned pony keg.

Be sure to vote for Waffles or Pancakes - looks like Mr. Beckett voted twice, and added some biscuits and gravy?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is that Gramlich's gut? The article IS titled Josh.