Update on those Middle East Internet cables - there's a fifth one out now?Again, no conspiracy here - just high school prank hilarity fo sho. It seems that Iran is completely off the grid now.
But the Wall Street Journal - a pillar of highbrow journalism, an unflinching watchdog keeping eye on the world - has a picture of a shark with friggin' laser beams on it.
I shitz you not, dear reader. (See?!)
Of course, if I were to actually read this article, I'd realize that he's taking the piss on the whole conspiracy thing too. I mean, it's not like anyone in the Middle East is going to be able to read his article anyway - so go for broke, blame the Persians or the CIA or something wacky like Cloverfield or anything funnier?
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