Feb 21, 2008

Science Wiz educational sets

This is one of the new toys coming out soon. It was featured in the NYC Toy fair 2008. Let me ask, frankly, what are you people thinking? Can you imagine naming a kid's game Gloppy Gooey DNA Party? Is this a game for child molesters? Just look at the box - there's a dude watching these kids playing with stringy strands of DNA. That's not a lab coat or anything, he's just a dude with a white t-shirt and jeans watching these little kids are all playing with his drippy gooey gloppy DNA.

The company name is ScienceWiz - is that like some kind of golden shower thing? I don't know!? I know for sure it's up there with AquaDots as a fantastic idea for kid's toys! AquaDots, you'll remember, was tiny little beads made with date rape drug compounds. link to that story

Hopefully the geniuses at ScienceWiz will figure this out before someone posts a blog about it or posts it on FARK.com or somethin'....

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