Josh Beckett's Beer Gut
And look, isn't that Josh Beckett? (Boston Herald)
Six-pack? Red Sox ace Josh Beckett isn’t even sporting a one-pack! ... But calm down, Red Sox Nation. Our Florida spies say that Josh ... isn’t actually as flabby as this photo makes him look. In fact, Beckett arrived in camp with his personal trainer who helped build a gym for Josh inside his Texas compound and, word is, No. 19 is in better shape than he was last year at this time.
Big game pitcher?! Kind of understating the issue, BH? That's not a six pack - it's a goddamned pony keg.
Be sure to vote for Waffles or Pancakes - looks like Mr. Beckett voted twice, and added some biscuits and gravy?