We'll even go a step further and hand him a Lifetime Achievement Award for all the trouble that'll save for future events and planning.
Not that Ralph's a bad guy - he did tell America to not buy Pintos since they kind of exploded when they were in accidents. His career highlights include acting as a consumer advocate and attorney; consultant to U.S. Department of Labor, 1963; founder, Public Citizen research group; author of several books, including Unsafe at Any Speed, 1965.
He has also run for President.
Nader has run for President 5 times effing times.
1992, 1996, 2000, 2004 and now, today, in 2008. The most notable was in 2000 when he convinced a bunch of folks that he had a better environmental record than Al Gore... which probably cost Al the Presidency.
Perhaps we should bring out the Beating A Dead Horse Award instead?