Mar 10, 2008

Mormon Missionaries Make Moron Mission Statement

In this photo, posted online, an LDS missionary is seen preaching from the Book of Mormon at a Catholic Church in Colorado in 2006.
This picture, posted online, shows an LDS missionary holding the broken head of a Catholic statue in Colorado in 2006.
"We are deeply saddened to hear that the actions of three missionaries have resulted in the destruction of property," said Scott Trotter of the church's public affairs division.

"It is particularly disturbing that this property was a religious site where people go to worship and find solace," Trotter continued. "We hope that the actions of these three will not damage our relationships with the citizens of San Luis and with the Catholic Church-relationships that we value so much. We offer our sincere apologies to all who have been affected by this senseless act."
You know, for a religion that was made up by some 19th century gold seeker looking into a hat and is loosely based on the history of North America - for which there is not a single shred of evidence probably shouldn't be making fun of any one else's religion.

And really, for good Catholic humor - I'm fairly sure you have to BE Catholic to pull it off. No one mocks Catholics better than another Catholic. Not only are these "missionaries" offending, they're not FUNNY - and that's the bigger sin.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you usually destroy property while drunk and/or high? These religious freaks don't even drink alcohol, so why all the jackassery?

Anonymous said...

Seriously.

Can we just start the f**king jihad to rid our planet of these idiots?

Had I not been pressed for time, would have had some fun at the expense of some geek squad wanna-bes in a hardware store..

So sad when duty takes place over idiotic...er...religious intolerance