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At least they're honest

At least they're honest about what goes on in there.

Saturday Morning Video: Damn Atheists

The people were ridiculous, but the reporter was surprisingly impartial. Bravo.

Another thought, Billboard for a christian church - everything is fine and dandy.
Billboard for an athiest gathering - HOW DARE YOU!

But, why does an Atheist need to discuss with other Atheists what they don't believe? Why does god need a Starship?

Hello?

Not only is this awesome -- here's the link so that you can make your own.

The Trash

Uh, who moved the trash bin?

Now that planned parenthood has lost it's federal funding, these new abortion clinics are popping up all over the US.

So, who knew that the Federal Government was funding Planned Parenthood?

Honk

What happens if you're too busy reading church sign boards?

I assure you we're open

Some folks need practical advice.

Truth in Advertising?

Yes, yes, a teenager messed with the sign... I mean, who's ever heard of "Jane's" McDonald's?

Still, 2 bucks for some ass? Tells you how bad the recession really is.

Topical

'Blasphemous' Billboard Ruled Not Blasphemous!

"Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow."

An Auckland church billboard which sparked complaints for alluding to the sexual activities of the parents of Jesus Christ has been ruled not offensive by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA).

The repeatedly vandalized billboard outside St Matthew-in-the-City Anglican Church featured pictures of a sombre Mary and Joseph in bed, with the caption "Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow".

After four attacks on the billboard, the church took it down.

The ASA received a number of complaints, saying the billboard was offensive, insensitive, blasphemous, ridiculed the beliefs of Christians, perverse, and distorted children's perceptions of Christmas.

However, it chose not to uphold the complaints and sided with the church, saying the billboard may have been controversial, but it wasn't obscene.

It had no naked people on it, depicted no sexual acts and "had been prepared with a due sense of social responsibility to consumers and to society", the ASA said.

Imagine if it had Muhammad and his 9-year-old wife, Aisha on it? Hey, at least Joseph and Mary were married...

Defiance

Bishop Bozo Presiding

Seven Days A Week

True. Seven days without prayer does make one week.

Oh, they're going for the non-obvious play on words, "Makes one weak?" But they didn't.


Thanks to mesutim, who submitted this to us.

Sums it up

That pretty well sums it up, I'd say?

Is that where snow comes from?

Well that's the last time I try to catch a snowflake with my tongue.

Happy Endings

You bettcha'

Truth to Tweet

Tire Discounters: We'd Tweet if we knew how or y [sic].

Meanwhile, in Alabama

One more time

I've been getting a lot of ironic church signs in the email - keep 'em coming gang!

PS - I especially like this one, Rex King is the Pastor. That's just super awesome.

A Sign of Respect for Neighbor's Beliefs

Eh, even if it's shopped, it's pretty funny. Mostly a dick move, but still, pretty damn funny.