Care for a breath mint, Hal?

Lions as a Variable

Louis C.K. performs some new jokes on last night’s Letterman

I assure you we're open

Some folks need practical advice.

Subliminal Messages

Babies R Us, sometimes I think you WANT to fail!

Uncle Sam Wants You...

That's pleasant. Something I'm going to send to the Coffee Party Movement.

Coffee Party Civility Pledge: "As a member or supporter of the Coffee Party, I pledge to conduct myself in a way that is civil, honest, and respectful toward people with whom I disagree. I value people from different cultures, I value people with different ideas, and I value and cherish the democratic process."