Masters in Creation

Coming soon to Texas education: A Masters degree in Creation Science
(link, Mother Jones)

You know, it used to be that if you could draw the picture of a duck and a pirate you could be a graphic designer...

And at finally you can respect the Philosophy major. At least there's a method!

I mean, what is the Creationist Method?
Throw your hands up and declare, "It's just too complicated! I believe God must have done it!"

Belief in a thing doesn't make it so. I believe more than three people read this blog - it just doesn't make it so. See, I can add code to the HTML and actually 'record' and 'observe' how many 'hits' Blasphemes takes - and no, I'm not talking about the War on Drugs right now...

Creation Science has got to be like Military Intelligence or Jumbo Shrimp - right?

Frankly, I'd be more impressed if there was a Masters in Magic. That freaky dude with the mustache who was on the Muppet Show, Doug Henning could be a guest speak- oh, he's dead? Really? Liver Cancer? Wow. Bummer.

I'd keep making jokes, but this is Baylor University. A (once) respected institution. Does the Oral Roberts 'school' offer this?

Fine. You know what? Go for it. And that's one more person I don't have to compete with for a real job. Even your typical HR slug will have a red flag for this applicant. You might want to get a minor in 'Frier Technology in the 21st Century." That evolution from Trans-fat oil to non-transfat oil at your fry station is going to be a bitch, dude.