Top 20 Fails

20 You've Got Fail: Kind of limp. Funny use of a movie poster. Someone took the time to get the M out of the original title.
19 Your Tank of Fail Has Arrived: Good picture. Not clever enough to get higher on the list. Better than You've Got Fail, though.
18. Kid Fails: You know, you could have easily made this mistake yourself. But he's wearing a ridiculous fire helmet so, there's that, which makes it better than the tanker.
17. Whale of a Fail: Kind of sad. Nice try with the use of wording. Would like to see the whale more decomposed perhaps. A better angle?
16. Tony Romo: Very good. Not very timely though. Brings back good memories of a very good 2006 failure though.
15. Kitty Fail: This one is extremely popular on Google. For some reason.
13. Fail Storm: Good for the message boards. Gets it's point across.
12. Motivational Fail: Trying really hard to be funnier than it is. The Despair posters - De-motivational posters - are much, much better than this homemade fail. However, that kid really does drive in a fail.
11. Dog: Pretty good. Not top ten good though.
10 Soccer Fail: Great picture. A scroll stopper for sure. But it's soccer, and Americans have no idea what that object is on the man's face. Perhaps it's a tumor of some kind?
9. All Aboard the Failboat: Very good. Now we're getting somewhere. It's not even a sailboat. That's added humor value! If you look really closely, there's even a laptop computer falling into the drink.
8. Fail Camera: Now this one is pure sight gag, and that's a thinkin' man's fail. I also like how this would have had to have taken one or two people, plus manual labor to fail this well.
7. Dukakis in a Tank6. Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse: You've seen the footage. It was even used in a TDK commercial in the 90's. Nice good failure, not as tragic, or as overhanded and metaphorical as the Titanic. Slightly more intelligent than number 7.
5. Set Sail for Fail: Wonderful use of the English Language, plus the picture is fantastic! Ought to be higher on the list of fails.
4. Epic Fail: Even if you're not a fan of the brand, even a Mormon knows that when a beer truck dumps it's load on the road - you have achieved a number 4 fail.
3. Donald Sutherland Fail: This on goes right through your soul. When you see Donald Sutherland pointing at YOU, you know right then and there you f+ed up darn good.
2. Stroller Fail: What I like about this is that it looks as though it came from a manual or some government pamphlet for really, really, stupid people. It seems so official and matter of fact. A graphic artist actually had to draw this. Wonderful failure.
1. Ladies and Gentlemen, your Chicago Cubs.


Cut n' Paste to your hard drive for your next flame war! Feel free to send me links to better ones or argue what should be higher on the list. And yeah, I stole these from you on some board, so suck it.