Congratulations to the Department of Homeland Securities fourth anniversary of the color coded terror alert system. On March 12, 2006 the system will officially be 4 years old. Only time they elevated the threat level is pre-election when Bush's poll numbers dipped. Here is a link to a graph correlating poll numbers to terror alerts.
We have been in yellow for all but a week or two of the system being in place. Does it do anyone any good? I have a solution. Let's change this to a picture of Jessica Alba. When the system is Green, she is nude. When the system is Blue she has a bikini on. Yellow = Jeans and slacks, Orange = Rain parka, and Red = Snow suit with a gas mask.
I think the men of the world (cause of most of the trouble) would try a little harder to move us into a low or guarded position. If we can't do that can we get rid of this political tool?
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