In the long time honored tradition of putting one's foot into their mouth, especially when there's a live microphone around, BP is quickly catching up with Vice President Biden in the gaff and stupidity ranking.
BP CEO Tony Hayward, whose company
just hired a former spokeswoman for Vice President Dick Cheney to help handle the media, since the company's Deepwater Horizon oil rig blew up on April 20. The blast
killed 11 people and sent thick, rust-colored oil billowing into the Gulf of Mexico, destroying natural habitats and devastating the coastal economy.
BP initially estimated that between 1,000 and 5,000 barrels of oil were gushing into the gulf each day. The current consensus pegs the figure at between
12,000 and 19,000 barrels. At 44 days in, it is already the biggest spill in U.S. history, and with plan Double Q and the specter of the Obama Administration calling the shots... it hasn't been a good couple months for them.
And their CEO isn't exactly helping. Here's some of Hayward's bizarre statements that I've cut'n'pasted that he's stated since the accident:
On April 29,
The New York Times reported that Hayward, apparently exasperated, turned to fellow executives in his London office and asked, “What the hell did we do to deserve this?" Perhaps, perhaps his company's
760 safety violations over the last three years? ExxonMobil, in contrast, has had just one.
On May 14, Hayward
attempted to persuade The Guardian that "the Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume." A drop in the bucket. Guess no one told him the East Coast gets a lot of shrimp from the area? Nothing pisses off people than inflated shrimp cocktail prices!
Only a few days later, he
told Sky News that "the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest." That might surprise the many scientists
who see the spill as a true environmental calamity, the full extent of which remains unclear.
On May 30, Hayward was less bullish and decided to play the sympathy card. He
told the Today show that "there’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back." In all fairness, he did
apologize for that one.
On May 31, he told the world that
ecosystem-threatening underwater oil plumes—consisting of droplets of partially dissolved oil suspended in water that many scientists have observed—do not exist. He said simply, "
There aren't any plumes."
On June 1, Hayward responded to claims that cleanup workers were being sickened by the fumes from the oil they were exposed to by suggesting another possible, non-oil-spill cause.
When nine workers fell ill, according to Yahoo News, he told CNN that "food poisoning is clearly a big issue." Must be all that tainted shrimp from the Gulf?
But Hayward is not alone in his manful struggle to spin the news in the face of daunting factual evidence. His colleague Bob Dudley, managing director of BP, told NBC's
Meet the Press on May 30 that "
I think Tony's doing a fantastic job." Why on the planet Earth and good peer reviewed science would anyone ever paraphrase President George W. Bush's poorly managed Gulf Coast disaster, FEMA Director Michael Brown, "Doin' a heckuva job, Brownie"???
Worst oil disaster since 1989
Exxon Valdez. Worst PR disaster since... uh, I'm starting to wonder how high up this is going to go. We're way past Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch. I think we're approaching Tiger Wood levels now.
Meantime,
here are 62 other uses of BP and photoshop.
