May 17, 2008

Ted isn't yet dead

Teddy Kennedy is either having or has had a stroke or a seizure, or has run out of Scotch.

Best headline I've read on the story, "Ted Kennedy swam to safety once in his life, but his current stroke isn't looking so good."

I'll keep you updated.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope that race traitor dies from the stroke

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Anonymous said...

Er..ah...I can't feel the left side of my body

Capn said...

Update - it's a brain tumor -- but his LIVER is FINE