May 13, 2008

Sex in the - OMG your hands!

Sarah Jessica Parker, just after her race at the Kentucky Derby is enjoying the all the buzz around her highly-anticipated big screen release.

I'm told she totally pulls the trailer.

But last night it was Sarah Jessica Parker's incredibly veiny hands that were the talk of the town.

Her startling sinewy look rivals that of the bulging veins of my 96 year old great grandmother!

According to health and fitness experts prominent veins is usually a sign of physical over-exertion.

Time to lay off the track for a while and rest. Have a carrot.

Good girl. Good girl.

Seriously - what the F is wrong with her hands? I heard someone gets naked in that movie too - Jebus! No!


Do NOT Want!
Good God...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you saying she's a horse?

Anonymous said...

I'd rather fuck a hole in the ground