Sep 21, 2007

Clinton and Giuliani in Possible Rematch - DUH!


The most obvious headline I've read since, "Uranus at its biggest and brightest this week"

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (9/11) and Senator First Lady, Lord Hillary Rodham Clinton: Rudy and Hillary face off!

Again

For the first time.

Yeah! I've been saying that these two would be the leading assh*les for the the 2008 election for the last 7 years. I've been telling you that this is how the thing is going to shake up! The best part is the behind the scene features on the DVD. You'll have Karl Rove against James Carville in a campaign that'll make the whole Willy Horton spot seem quaint.

But it's not a rematch. It's a makeup from a rain delay folks. Ahem, Reuters, I'm looking right at you. What?

Memory, or the facts, would point out that Rudy bailed out. He bailed out before the PRIMARY which he was expected to win. He withdrew his candidacy. The stated reason was that he had been diagnosed as having prostate cancer and needed treatment.

Frankly, we haven't even seen this fight yet. But What a Bout it will be! Rove and Carville in a cage match for the death of the country! Get your tickets now folks. You'll want to be in the first three rows - because there will be blood and teeth souvenirs. And yes, you will get wet.

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