Showing posts with label the week in review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the week in review. Show all posts

Jul 10, 2011

The Week in Review: The Sunday Comics

Obama has offered 'a deal' on the debt. He's got a deal for you. It's a "Bold" deficit-reduction plan that reportedly includes significant cuts to Social Security and Medicare, and could end a months-long standoff with Republicans over a hike to the debt ceiling. There's a tax increase in there too, but it's hiding in the details section and probably won't be figured out until the re-election heats up. But meanwhile, the pressure to hit the debt default is in August. Don't expect the Republicans to just hand this to Obama. But also, I don't see the Democrats rolling over on this one either. Stay tuned, it's only just begun.

Oh, and here's a great quote I found on the issue...
“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government can not pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better."
~Senator Barack H. Obama 2006
Casey Anthony walks. The very high-profile trial of Casey Anthony, a Florida mother accused of killing her 2-year-old daughter, ended with not guilty on all but four counts of lying to the cops. And from what I gathered, lying included making people up. The Worst Mommy will be released, outraging many who had judged her guilty in the court of public opinion. If it makes you feel better, America, Blago is about to get sentenced? And, as this is no consolation - justice was served because the prosecution's case was just terrible and did leave a pretty big reasonable doubt to the whole thing. I feel honored that I didn't follow this at all until after the verdict, and only then did I understand that this whole situation is, well, it's typical Florida. The saddest part of the story is that there's still a dead 2 year old girl at the end.

Speaking of Florida - The Space Shuttle Atlantis lifted off for the last time. Four government astronauts blasted off on Atlantis which was NASA's last ever space shuttle voyage. They're off to museums after this. I've been pretty angry that the Shuttle was going away, but looking at the 1.4 billion dollar price tag per launch with a success rate of 135 to 2, I got over it. The argument could be made that the Shuttle actually kept America, and humanity, stalled in low earth orbit for 30 years. I'm not worried about Man in Space - there's going to be a lot more activity since there's still a commercial and military need, and now there isn't a government monopoly on the industry. Still, it's like seeing your postman of 30 years retire.
The issue isn't the end of Man in Space -- but really, which Men? It's much more likely the world will see a new Space Race, but it'll be the Indians and Chinese. The old fat American fart sitting in their beat up lounge chairs saying, "been there, done that," as the Chinese Astronaut rolls up the US flag at the Sea of Tranquility.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn's political prospects brighten up. The man has dodged bullets. The credibility of the hotel maid who accused former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn of rape have New York prosecutors preparing to drop sexual assault charges. Can Kahn comeback to challenge Nicolas Sarkozy for the French presidency? Kaaaahhhhnnnn!

Derek Jeter (rhymes with cheater) hit 3000 - and no one outside NY gives a flying rip.

News of the World Shutters. The British tabloid News of the World, owned by good old Rupert Murdoch's News International, is now closed. The controversy they sparked was over their chronic voicemail hacking, of celebs and regular folks too. The scandal is expected to lead to several arrests, has tarnished the reputation of Prime Minister David Cameron, and could do lasting damage to Murdoch's massive media empire... maybe. Not that anyone in the States seems to understand that Rupert's people were illegally wiretapping people - and may have completely botched more than one murder investigation while doing it. Yes. It's a big deal.

And speaking of unemployment - the jobs picture got worse this week. America's economy continues to be a yucky, sucky, wet crap sandwich. The unemployment rate rose from 9.1 to 9.2 percent in June, and only 18,000 jobs were created. But the chipper White House economists argue that the $821 billion stimulus package created or saved millions of jobs! (I still don't know how you can quantify a 'saved' job.) Their 2009 Porkulus has come under a new round of criticism from it's enemies. Shovel ready, wasn't ready, so said the President the other day. So, it really was just a bacon slush fund for the Pelosi Democrats, wasn't it? Hey, how about after they raise the debt ceiling we just do another one of those⸮

Oh, and I learned that the sarcasm or irony mark is a reversed question mark. It's expressed like this: ⸮

If we make it to the end of next week, let's all try to meet up again.

Jun 12, 2011

Week in Review - Sunday Comics

Weiner's Weiner is on fire. Dude, leave. Even Nancy Pelosi says it's time for you to go. Best part, you have a full on sex scandal without actually having any sex. That's the most- look if you're going to piss it all away, at least have something to show for it. John Edwards got a kid and a Federal Indictment - and Spritzer at least banged his hooker. What'a got? Some photos you sent to a 17 year old girl? Good work.

Sarah Palin's Email - of the 24,199 pages (er, printing emails is so not cool) they only found about six things worth mentioning. 1) She wanted 35K for a tanning bed. 2) She wanted to be VP before she was asked. 3) She agreed with Obama about energy, at one moment 4) Who's Obama - which everyone says she was being sarcastic. Hard to tell with email. 5) Sarah is self absorbed and worried about her image. The sun also rose. 6) Goofy pics. Hardly worth spending the 35K in printer ink and paper to print out all those suckers, eh?

Newt's standing by himself on the side of the road kind of wondering, well, it can't get any worse -- and then it starts to pour. Everyone walked out on him. Must be that work ethic of his. He took a 2 week vacation after starting his campaign. No, you do that when you're President, Newt.

Assad might be loosing his grip on Syria. I guess killing scores of unarmed citizens isn't the best PR move with the masses? But outgoing Secretary Gates and NATO are falling out of love since this whole Quadaffy love affair, my Syrian friends, don't expect anyone in the West to step into that pratfall a second time. Sorry.

Oh, have you checked your 401K lately. No? Good. Don't.

Steve Jobs got on stage and talked about iCloud. Here's a great deal - give me 25 bucks a year for all the crap you already put on your device, and you can, uh, have it on two devices. "The Cloud" is the new "synergy" word that "people" who "don't know anything" like to pretend they know what they're "talking" about say. A lot. These are the same morons who think saying "viral" means it's on the "internet." Steve's going to make another trillion dollars off these same people.

Super 8 came out. It's JJ Abram's rip off of a Steven Spielbergo Movie, that's produced by Steven Spielbergo. Win. Win. It's gotta' be better than the Jim Carry penguin movie, right? And about that, at least the penguins don't talk... right? Or do they? Hell if I'll ever know. And you're supposed to be excited about X-men 5.

Arizona won't have to worry about illegals anymore... as it seems the entire state is on fire. Well, that's what I heard. Jan Brewer's going to have a hell of a time asking the Feds for help on this one, ain't she?

We made it here this week. Let's try to meet up again next time.

May 8, 2011

The Week in Review

This PSA sums up the week fairly well.



And for a fresh perspective, four kids born after 9/11 sit down with Beck Bennett to offer some truly fresh perspectives on the ramifications of Osama bin Laden’s death.

Feb 13, 2011

Sunday Comics - The Week in Review

Finish line. Another week in the history books. The roller-coaster of the drama in Egypt has come to a conclusion - and the three hundred souls that helped make it happen. Social media was a tool, an interment in organizing - not necessarily creating - a revolution. And in Egypt's case it was as effective as a blade or a bullet. In Iran - not so much.
It's also telling that in Iran, as they're celebrating their revolution, and cheering on Egypt - they're suppressing the Green movement and hanging the opposition.
And go he did. The military performed a soft coup d'e'tat. The oil sucking world is concerned what's going to happen next. The West, and America love democracy -- but only if it's to their own benefit. If you're a democracy and elect theocracy into office - that's not good for business. That's why the West is excited for the people of Egypt, but also quaking in their boots that Egypt won't want to play ball.
Which explains, perfectly, the White House's trepidations and confusing messages about Egypt these last couple weeks. A PEW poll discovered that 82% of Egyptians have an unfavorable opinion of the United States. They also want more religion in their government. Factbox: Egyptians want more Islam in politics: poll.

Switching gears, Mr. Obama crossed the street to try to mend fences with the Chamber of Commerce. It went over like a lead balloon.
But the US is on the road to recovery, right? There's nothing to fear... oh, Inflation.
Meantime, make sure you get out to the store this weekend to buy your sweetie overpriced roses and chocolate that was picked by children... oh, you haven't heard? Now chocolate is the new blood diamond. Eh, just email your SO a picture. That ought to go over well.
And there's a new high watermark for failure out there...
Let's try to meet back here next week, gang. In the meantime, hang in there.

Thought of the week: Why is cargo on a ship, but stuff on a truck is a shipment?

Jan 30, 2011

Sunday Comics - The Week in Review

We're at the end of our week, and Egypt is starting their workweek right now - and they're not going to the office- they're going to the streets.

But to review - The State of Union was, until the Middle East got all Democrat-y, the biggest political stage of the week.
The 14 Trillion dollar man in the room...
And in the lamest attempt of 'candor' the members of the business party put down their partisan blinders to sit next to each other listen to Mr. Obama give the State of the Union. Take that crazy gunmen everywhere!
Meanwhile, ClimateFaith continues on and on. I, for one, look to the sun to decide what's going on - and since earlier in the week, not even NASA knows what's going on with the sun - It sure is funny to hear climate change deniers and ClimateFaithers debate as they shovel 19 inches of snow.
And, in case you've missed it, there is a revolution happening right here, right now in the Middle East. The US and the West have a tightrope to walk - a tightrope that is as thin as dental floss. While they've supported the regimes in the region to support status quo - good for business and the flow of oil, there will be questions of why we supported Mubarak, and where we were when the Egyptian Army trained their guns on the people.

It's an uncertain, scary time - wondering about the future, and the present. As a person who wishes for justice, free expression, free press, and human rights - I fully support the people of Egypt. I only warn them that with freedom requires great responsibility. It's too easy to lose that freedom to people who would use them for their own goals. I'm thinking immediately of Napoleon, but also how quickly America has lost it's ideals. Best of luck to you all.
And finally this week, this cartoon comes from Iran (note the green shirt). One can only hope that the final domino is strong enough to knock that old fart out of his chair.

Hopefully we'll all make it to see next week. Until then.

Jan 16, 2011

The Week in Review: Sunday Comics

Not sure how, but we made it through another week. It's been a bit busy for me, so I haven't kept up my usual at least three comments a day -- but I'm also so burnt out from the Arizona shooting story... both sides have been unusually loud and obnoxious. I've heard liberal friends actually discuss the idea of scrapping the first amendment. This disturbs me more than when they discuss scrapping the second one.

Sorry, it wasn't discourse - it was that the shooter was an unstable sack of excrement. He didn't watch MSNBC or FOX News - he didn't even watch television. In fact, if you look at the numbers, hardly anyone but reporters watch the cable 'news' channels. 9 things I've learned about the shooter are that he took a picture of himself, his gun and a red thong and dropped that off at Walgreens. He's not nuts - he's f-ing with us. He also got stopped for a moving violation on the way to the Safeway. His parents are messed up, and the neighbors were unnerved by them.
He was a conspiracy nut, and played video games (Earth 2025, specifically). And he turned to drugs after his girlfriend dumped him... 5 years ago. But he loved his dog.

But everyone else is allowing this thing to be a metaphor for everything else in the country... and I'm getting really, really sick of it. I prefer this method...
Rational discourse...
And the media is completely innocent...
Oh, and Illinois debated ending the death penalty (failed by a vote) and under the cover of darkness, the lame duck State House raised the income and corporate taxes... a lot. So Illinois is still killing people, and business too, apparently.
Meanwhile, half a world a way...
And the one year anniversary of the earthquake in Haiti has come and gone. The Red Cross has spent 50 cents for every dollar raised. The other 50 cents is, er, you know, overhead. So, please, give more!
Hopefully we'll be able to regroup and gather again next week?