Bill Cosby's Nine Lives

Bill Cosby is alive! Proving that social networking is full of it Cosby just put the nix on his own death rumor via tweet. But, FYI, he does have an app for sale!

The Twittersphere is buzzing once again with speculation that Bill Cosby is dead. Tweets and emails began to fly Monday afternoon with questions and reports that the 73-year-old comedian had died.

So far, the rumors seem to be just that, as there has been no official report that the beloved Jell-O, Coke, New Coke, Corporate Spokesman Leonard Park 6 Star, is in fact dead.

Cosby seems to be a favorite among those who start celebrity death rumors on the Web–the same rumor circulated back in March.

As of Friday, Cosby was alive and well, tweeting a telephone joke to his followers. He spent the weekend filming at Temple University in Philadelphia.

Stay tuned and keep checking back. He's bound to die one of these days...

Oh, and in case anyone gave a shiznit about people... Up to two-and-a-half million people have been affected by devastating floods in north-west Pakistan, the International Red Cross has said.

Dud Bears

As most regular Blasphemes readers know, I've been cursed with the idea that I'm a Bears Fan. This year was supposed to be different. This year, we had a QB. Never mind, all along, I knew we had no one to throw to, an offensive line that looked like an old and worn out sieve. And an aging Defense that was one key injury away from being completely ineffectual.

I hate being right.

Even if the expectations hadn't been put on top of the Sears Tower, and even if Urlacker hand't been hurted... and maybe if they hadn't played on Sunday night three times... (jebus) it was an impossible task to be put on anyone's shoulders. Just ask Kyle Orton - oooh, that stings.

Now there's a scramble to find the scapegoat for the 2009 season. Ron Turner, everyone's looking at you right now. And Mike Martz shoot down he's going to the Bears rumor , so that means it's probably happening, right?

Bears have the Vikings this weekend. And if you're still watching or following this 'rebuilding year,' you probably won't be after this game.

Go Hawks!