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3-D Touch. Whatever For?

So, there's this holo-deck thing coming out of Japan.

The article has the balls to ask what the hell is this good for? What are the practical applications?

They equally have the balls to say for, er, education and 'video game' applications. Right. The word "Sticky" and "Poke" are also in the third sentence.

No, no - it'll be used to teach future surgical students how to cut fat tissue out of our asses.... ssuuurrreee...

I have the number one use for this technology with a bullet - and it'll be 'educational' for sure...

Me, and Larry Flint, have the same exact idea.

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Progress

There's no progress like Pr0n Progress!

Joy Junction

Here's a clip from "Joy Junction," a creepy Christian kids show that ran on TBN from the early 80's until recently.

Here, we see Marty the puppet, talking about going to a friends house, and resisting the temptation to look at porn that the kids were pressuring him to peruse...

Best ventriloquist ever.

Money Shot

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis have announced that they are going to Congress to request a $5 billion bailout of the adult entrainment industry.

Why the hell not, right? But will they call this a “money shot”?