Instant Christmas

The drudgery of decorating for the holiday's got you down? Can't be bothered to dig out the heirloom decorations jammed into the farthest, dirtiest corner of the attic? Maybe you're just too busy?

But you still want to participate and show off your love of the deity to your nosy neighbors? We've got a solution for you!

Inflatable Christmas Decorations! That's right, friends, now for a limited time offer, you can show off your spirit by blowing up this tasteful Inflatable Wreath! As an added bonus, it can be used as a flotation device*!

But wait, there's more! There's an Inflatable Christmas Tree too!

Hang on, still not done! When you blow up the fruitcake, you will have achieved the coveted holiday euphoria (probably due to lack of oxygen).

Now you and your loved ones can sit by the VHS or DVD of the Yule Log and have yourselves a very little instant Christmas too!

Yes, this is real, and you can purchase here: Link

*cannot actually be used as a flotation device.