Here are the highlights from tomorrow's Macy's Day Parade.

The unveiling of the new Peter Griffin Balloon was a complete failure.
The best part was when he sprung a leak and farted all over the crowd.
In retrospect, maybe they shouldn' t have filled him with methane?

Then the Imperial Troops took control... it looked bad for the Rebellion.

The cat bought the island of Manhattan for a half eaten Milkbone and
a used blanket soaked in
Canine parvovirus. Quite a steal.

And it sure was windy!
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