- Easy to donate blood.
- Always have a handy place to strap in your ski poles so that you do not lose them.
- Ladies, there is no need to bleed just once a month.
- Easier to be sainted. But please show more class than Reggie.
- Can fit in smaller sized shoes.
- Perfect for visors.
- Can get drunker off of fewer beers.
- Only takes a white shirt to pull off the "Mobster-Who-Got-Shot" Halloween costume.
- Easy to pick up goth chicks at the bar.
- Who doesn't love picking scabs!
P.S. The Presidential Exploratory committee has begun it's work.
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