Notes from the Blasphemous Side

• Holly Would could you explain this to me . . . 61% of all Egyptians have never heard of an opinion poll.
  
• From the Tribune:
  

  Defensive tackle Tommie Harris stuck around after practice Thursday to take a few handoffs from offensive coordinator Ron Turner. Could Harris carry the ball? "Tommie has a lot of different talents," coach Lovie Smith said. "You could say he is a skilled athlete -- Tommie would definitely say he's a skilled athlete. But he won't be doing any of that, I can tell you."

  
  Can anyone say "Refrigerator" Harris? Does this mean he gets the Superbowl TD and not Jones?
  
• What is it with everyone blaming alcohol for their own stupidity? Mel Gibson - not an anti-semite, the alcohol was. Foley - not a gay pedophile, the alcohol was. And now Ney, not a corrupt politician that accepted and gave bribes, an alcoholic. I am not a bad blogger.
• My bad. Gibson's alcohol is anti-semitic because critics critiqued a movie.
• There is trouble in Disneyland. There is video footage going around that shows Goofy having sex with "either Chip or Dale." First of all, is anyone really surprised that a character who took his name from Chippendale's is gay? Secondly, and I will type this slowly, Dale has a red nose and Chip has the black nose. Now, which one was it and were they certifiably insane or literally fucking Goofy?
• Who was surprised?

Have a good weekend. Next time, at last, the picture of a three-toed dog.