Three people show up to premiere of the Sarah Palin documentary — a reporter and two people who didn’t know what they were seeing and walked out after 20 minutes.
"Why aren't you seeing Harry Potter?" an usher said to the reporter sitting alone in the audience."
Maybe they should have called it "The Quitter?"
Meanwhile, that Potter film smashed box office records. One would expect Warner Brothers executives to offer their first born children and burnt offerings to Mrs. J.K. Rowling?
"Please, can't we see what happens to Harry in college?!"