Wal-Mart is selling Ultra Douche.
A silly mistake on their web site, or best truth in advertising ever? Perhaps the best Halloween costume ever offered?
Yes I agree that this young man is an Douche. But what constitutes "Ultra Douche"?
He has a vintage looking baseball cap on. His hat is on facing forward, not backward. Note that he's wearing a cap. Not a visor. Suggested visor isn't upside down, backwards, and turned inside out... which would suggest 'Ultra' to me.
Camo shorts with little, I don't know - string? Sock holders? What's that sh*t hanging from his pants? Yes, Douche-y. But it's not torn... still wondering about the 'Ultra' here.
Does he have a cruddy Abercrombie-American Eagle-Urban Outfitters polo shirt? Flip flops? And how about a smug, self-satisfied, entitled attitude? You betcha to all those checkpoints. He even looks a little like Jerry O'Connel - the fat kid from Stand By Me who grew up to bang Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.
No, the thing I think we're missing here is a scalped ticket stub to the Wrigley Field bleacher section in his pocket. Then I think this guy would be an 'Ultra Douche.'