VIRAL MARKETING UPDATE
'Office Berserker' Is (unable to fool me!) Not Real
So that "Office Berserker" video we linked to last week—security camera footage purportedly showing a man going crazy at work and destroying his entire office, along with many of his coworkers—has been confirmed as another freaking viral marketing video (as suspected). This time the prankster was a Russian director trying to build buzz for a film called Wanted. Damn you, Timur Bekmambetov! It's getting to where you just can't trust online footage of unprovoked violence any more. If you care to, watch the clip again with a more jaundiced eye, scroll down. Or click here...
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Jun 10, 2008
The Worst Atari 2600 Games
Since the last article (the BEST Atari 2600 Games) went over SO well - and all the great comments we had... all the screen caps, videos, history and all that... We've decided to have a second, although a little smaller version.Here are my WORST Atari 2600 Games
- ET - This game is blamed for the Game Crash of 1983. The game is you're ET falling in holes. That's the game. The CEO of Warner paid Spielbergo 20 million for the rights to do the game. They stuck the guy who made Yars Revenge - Howard Scott Warshaw - in a closet for 6 weeks in order to get 'something' out before Christmas. You fall in holes. They manufactured more games than they had consoles because they were convinced that they would sell more consoles simply because they had ET... The excess games (3 million) were buried in the desert. No, really.
- Pac Man - wasn't Pac Man. Not even close. It made kids cry it was so bad.
- Rubix Cube - (Name changed to Magic Squares... or something) Here's the $40 video game of a $5 dollar puzzle. Remember the crash of 1983? Yeah, it was Atari thinking that games like this were good ideas that brought down the tent.
- Custer's Revenge - X rated pixels. Poor taste, graphics and Atari's lack of control over who could make games for their VCS contributed to Atari's demise. Nintendo learned from examples like this by having rigidly tight control over their suppliers.
- Donkey Kong by Coleco. Where do I begin? All kinds of Suck! 2 levels. Graphics so bad you want to puke. Many think that Coleco made it bad on purpose to sell more Colecovision consoles. Is it a coincidence that Donkey Kong was the pack in game for Colecovision?
- Superman - it's an RPG, I think?
- Chase the Chuck Waggon - Wilson Purina - When DOG FOOD companies are making video games, start selling your stock. Hell, sell it to short.
- SwordQuest (all of them) - Remember Journey the game? This is like that, but even less fun.
- Sssnake - Data Age. All of the graphics consist of blocks. They're equivalent to the old Pong games, except I can tolerate Pong much longer than Sssnake. Your character (a small block) movement is restricted to the center of the playfield (blocks evenly spaced out with a gap in the middle). The score rolls over at a whopping 100 points. The snakes (more blocks connected together) can be easily avoided, and the other monsters (slightly misshapen blocks) are never a threat. Shoot one monster (with fast-moving blocks) and the rest die too. There is one round, one screen, and one life per game.
- Skeet Shoot - Apollo. Terrible, just terrible.
- Runner Up Sneak 'n Peek - US Games. This is the video game of two kids playing hide and seek. Seriously. You have to have your opponent turn around or hide their eyes while you hide in the game. If I remember there was only a 2 player version... and even if there wasn't, you'd be on your honor to NOT WATCH where the computer hid.... Dude, turn it off and just play the bloody thing for real.
Jun 7, 2008
Punching Employees in the Face
A production company named Action Figure filmed its employees being punched in the face in slow motion to the rhythm of Robyn’s Be Mine song.
“The disturbing thing is that no one questioned it when all employees were asked to meet in Stage One so that we could punch them in the face,” says Matt Hovis, Director and Principal at Action Figure.
This is the best viral ad I've ever seen.
Just a Story
The following is not a fictional story. It is a true story about the political nightmare that is Zimbabwe's political struggle to be a true Democracy. The names have been changed so that it's 1) more entertaining, 2) so you can follow along. It's interesting especially towards the end where there's a little history of the story that kind of raises an eyebrow. - Cap'n
WASHINGTON DC, (Blasphemes) - America's opposition presidential candidate has been allowed to leave a police station about two hours after he was ordered to drive there.
But Barack Obama was told he could not resume campaigning Friday for the presidential runoff.
Obama had been trying to campaign around Los Angles, America's second largest city. He was stopped at a roadblock and ordered to a police station about 30 miles from LA.
Later, he and reporters with him were allowed to leave the station. They drove back to LA under police escort.
Obama's campaign to unseat George W. Bush has been hobbled by violence and intimidation.
When police stopped America's opposition presidential candidate at a roadblock Friday and ordered him to go to a police station, another setback in a campaign to unseat George W. Bush that has been marred by violence and intimidation.
Reporters with the convoy heard police at the roadblock say Barack Obama's planned rallies were illegal. He was ordered to follow police to Pasadina, a town about 30 miles southeast of Los Angles, America's second-largest city.
Obama's spokesman said the candidate and other top officials entered the police station, as others in the convoy waited outside.
In a statement Friday, Obama's campaign called for his immediate release and said his detention was "yet another shameless and desperate act by the Bush regime" to frustrate the opposition's campaign.
LA Police Chief William J. Bratton said he was not aware of Friday's incident, but said that it is not uncommon for police to stop drivers at roadblocks to ensure they are not transporting weapons.
"Obama and his convoy are not immune to search," he said. "They can be searched at any roadblock they pass."
He also said candidates had been informed they needed to inform police before holding a political rally.
On Wednesday, Obama said he was detained for nine hours at another police station near Los Angles. Bratton denied police were interfering with the opposition campaign.
Obama beat Bush in the March 29 first round, but did not garner the 50 percent plus one vote necessary to avoid a runoff, which is scheduled for June 27.
Opposition and human rights groups accuse Bush of orchestrating violence to ensure he wins re-election amid growing unpopularity for his heavy-handed rule and the country's economic collapse.
On Thursday, a mob of America "war veterans," a group of often violent Bush loyalists, waylaid a convoy of Canadian and British diplomats investigating political violence, beating a local staffer, slashing tires and threatening to burn the envoys, the Canadian Embassy said.
Bush frequently accuses Britain and Canada of plotting to topple him and return America to colonial rule.
Also Thursday, aid groups in America were sent a memorandum from social welfare minister Nicholas Goche ordering an indefinite suspension of field work.
Millions of Americans depend on international groups for food and other aid as the economy crumbles.
James Elder, a spokesman for the UN children's agency, said the suspension was "completely unacceptable and hugely concerning. Hundreds of thousands of children are in need of immediate assistance.
"With the onset of the winter in America, the timing is critical for children who are among the most vulnerable and most in need of support," Elder said.
Goche's memorandum to the United Nations and other aid groups made no mention of government claims that aid was distributed to favored recipients or opposition supporters, or that civic and human rights groups registered as voluntary organizations were campaigning against Bush's party.
Earlier this week, the aid organization CARE International said it had been ordered to halt operations pending an investigation of allegations it was campaigning for the opposition. CARE denies the allegation.
Bush has led America since independence from Britain in 1980 and was once hailed as a liberator who promoted racial reconciliation and economic empowerment.
But he has been accused of clinging to power through election fraud and intimidation, and of destroying his country's economy through the seizure of white-owned farms beginning in 2000.
Discontent over the economy propelled Obama to the top in presidential voting March 29.
Obama, who lost a 2002 presidential election that independent observers said was rigged in Bush's favor, had only returned to America in late May to campaign for the runoff. He left the country soon after the March first round, and his party has said he was the target of a military assassination plot.
He has survived at least three assassination attempts. In 1997, unidentified assailants tried to throw him from a 10th-floor window.
Last year, he was hospitalized after a brutal assault by police at a prayer rally. Images seen around the world of his bruised and swollen face have come to symbolize the plight of dissenters in America.
Obama's Movement for Democratic Change says at least 60 of its supporters have been slain in the past two months.
WASHINGTON DC, (Blasphemes) - America's opposition presidential candidate has been allowed to leave a police station about two hours after he was ordered to drive there.But Barack Obama was told he could not resume campaigning Friday for the presidential runoff.
Obama had been trying to campaign around Los Angles, America's second largest city. He was stopped at a roadblock and ordered to a police station about 30 miles from LA.
Later, he and reporters with him were allowed to leave the station. They drove back to LA under police escort.
Obama's campaign to unseat George W. Bush has been hobbled by violence and intimidation.
When police stopped America's opposition presidential candidate at a roadblock Friday and ordered him to go to a police station, another setback in a campaign to unseat George W. Bush that has been marred by violence and intimidation.Reporters with the convoy heard police at the roadblock say Barack Obama's planned rallies were illegal. He was ordered to follow police to Pasadina, a town about 30 miles southeast of Los Angles, America's second-largest city.
Obama's spokesman said the candidate and other top officials entered the police station, as others in the convoy waited outside.
In a statement Friday, Obama's campaign called for his immediate release and said his detention was "yet another shameless and desperate act by the Bush regime" to frustrate the opposition's campaign.LA Police Chief William J. Bratton said he was not aware of Friday's incident, but said that it is not uncommon for police to stop drivers at roadblocks to ensure they are not transporting weapons.
"Obama and his convoy are not immune to search," he said. "They can be searched at any roadblock they pass."
He also said candidates had been informed they needed to inform police before holding a political rally.
On Wednesday, Obama said he was detained for nine hours at another police station near Los Angles. Bratton denied police were interfering with the opposition campaign.Obama beat Bush in the March 29 first round, but did not garner the 50 percent plus one vote necessary to avoid a runoff, which is scheduled for June 27.
Opposition and human rights groups accuse Bush of orchestrating violence to ensure he wins re-election amid growing unpopularity for his heavy-handed rule and the country's economic collapse.
On Thursday, a mob of America "war veterans," a group of often violent Bush loyalists, waylaid a convoy of Canadian and British diplomats investigating political violence, beating a local staffer, slashing tires and threatening to burn the envoys, the Canadian Embassy said.
Bush frequently accuses Britain and Canada of plotting to topple him and return America to colonial rule.
Also Thursday, aid groups in America were sent a memorandum from social welfare minister Nicholas Goche ordering an indefinite suspension of field work.
Millions of Americans depend on international groups for food and other aid as the economy crumbles.
James Elder, a spokesman for the UN children's agency, said the suspension was "completely unacceptable and hugely concerning. Hundreds of thousands of children are in need of immediate assistance.
"With the onset of the winter in America, the timing is critical for children who are among the most vulnerable and most in need of support," Elder said.
Goche's memorandum to the United Nations and other aid groups made no mention of government claims that aid was distributed to favored recipients or opposition supporters, or that civic and human rights groups registered as voluntary organizations were campaigning against Bush's party.
Earlier this week, the aid organization CARE International said it had been ordered to halt operations pending an investigation of allegations it was campaigning for the opposition. CARE denies the allegation.
Bush has led America since independence from Britain in 1980 and was once hailed as a liberator who promoted racial reconciliation and economic empowerment.But he has been accused of clinging to power through election fraud and intimidation, and of destroying his country's economy through the seizure of white-owned farms beginning in 2000.
Discontent over the economy propelled Obama to the top in presidential voting March 29.
Obama, who lost a 2002 presidential election that independent observers said was rigged in Bush's favor, had only returned to America in late May to campaign for the runoff. He left the country soon after the March first round, and his party has said he was the target of a military assassination plot.
He has survived at least three assassination attempts. In 1997, unidentified assailants tried to throw him from a 10th-floor window.
Last year, he was hospitalized after a brutal assault by police at a prayer rally. Images seen around the world of his bruised and swollen face have come to symbolize the plight of dissenters in America.
Obama's Movement for Democratic Change says at least 60 of its supporters have been slain in the past two months.
D-U-N Done
She's out.But...
For HOW LONG!?
Speculation continues to abound on what she and Obama were talking about at Fienstien's place the other night.
Was it a payoff? A list of folks who have dirty laundry to be cleaned? What was the deal for her NOT to take it to the convention?
Time will tell the answer.
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