Showing posts with label Catch 22. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catch 22. Show all posts

Sep 17, 2010

Pope to the Stars

Well, maybe we should have the Catholics and Muslims start the next 'Space Race' to see who can convert the most aliens?

On the plus side, humanity would finally be getting off this rock.

The down side is accidentally sparking off intergalactic war after baptizing an alien that dissolves in water...

Asked if the Pope's astronomer would baptise an alien, he replied “Only if they asked.' Oh, we're learning? Maybe if we hadn't forced all those folks already living in the two American continents, there'd still be a couple of them?

Sigh. And why does the Pope need an Astronomer?

More, and bigger

Jul 16, 2009

Birther Rebuffs Army and Bama

The Army has revoked the Afghanistan deployment orders for Army reservist Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, the plaintiff in a lawsuit arguing that President Obama has no authority to send him to war because, he believes, Obama is not a “natural-born citizen” and thus not eligible to be president. Cook’s lawyer, leading “birther” Orly Taitz, said the Army’s move is proof that Obama was not born in Hawaii. Whoa. Really?

If the military isn’t backing Obama’s legitimacy as commander-in-chief, then all the sudden this is a real issue, right? If Obama wants to quash this growing controversy, all he has to do is release his “true ‘long-form’ birth certificate,” as Cook requested. Against all possible logic, Cook has a point... It would be illegal for him to follow an 'illegitimate' president’s orders.

However, since it is a "volunteer" army - and Stefan volunteered - he's likely AWOL now. But why would anyone want to pursue this in a court martial? the Army probably just doesn't want to deal with the politics of the "birther" crowd, or worse. It doesn't make Obama look clean to let Stefan out... but doesn't want to keep this thing in the news or talk about it. And if he does, then it's to make the right wing look even more desperate and nutty than usual.

Or, perhaps Stefan has found the solution to the age old Army problem of the Catch 22? The solution? He turned it around on his superiors.