Apr 12, 2012

God Pulls Endorsements

Have you noticed the every GOP candidate “Endorsed” by god has left the playing field?

Rick, Herman, Michele and Rick.

He's so far been silent for his pick for the general, but it's even money that whichever he shows favor toward won't pick up the bump in the polls that would have otherwise been expected.

The faithful have been quick to point out, that God asked them to RUN, and never said that they'd win. Big difference, there, and quite an important detail that seems to have baffled the candidates. That, or, the other obviousness here is that Mormonism really is the one True religion.

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