You'll recognize Anti-Gay crusader Troy King who wants to outlaw homosexuality and sex toys. (story on Wonkette)
Does it need to be mentioned that he's a Republican? Aren't these stories getting a little too repetitive?
Impious since 2006
Jul 10, 2008
Alabama (man) Love
Anti-Gay Alabama Attorney General Troy King was caught being very Pro-Gay with his surprisingly Pro-Gay homosexual assistant. Bonus, this Pro-Gay behavior was discovered by his wife. Double hypocrisy family values word score - in his own bed. This is the rumor that the AG’s office has officially denied, so now of course everybody is spilling the sordid details.
Middle Finger Response
Because this census indicates and this atlas has related
3 billion humans I haven't irritated.
I've got a lot of work to do.
3 billion people. That's 3 billion snotty fuck yous.
- Propaghandi "Middle Finger Response"
And I was going to avoid politics . . . I was kind of hoping deep down that perchance this Obama character would be a little Lincoln-esque. An outstanding orator from Illinois who believes in equality, freedom, and only blowing the shit out of those who deserve it. I was hoping he would change the tone of our country and return us mildly respecting one another at least until we have had a few beers in a Packers bar. I hope that I am not so far from the truth as I am afraid I may be.
But as it stands now this is what we have. We not only do not respect ourselves as fellow Americans but we seem to go out of our way to insult other countries. We insult their leaders and we insult their culture. It's always been a little fun to mock the French but if you pass a law mocking them you best be careful to not get caught trying to Freedom Kiss an undercover cop in the shitter (bathroom not . . never mind). Now it would be hysterical in a David Lynch film but in real life it gets embarrassing.
No reports from any U.S. sources (fancy that) but look what is in the London Telegraph today.
We just have to do it for actual illegal activities that he has committed. This may be another reason he will not be impeached. Maybe folks in the government do not want us to know how bad it has gotten. How little work they did researching a war, energy practices, the Patriot Act, FISA, and a tally of other gotchas.
That is why Hope may win this election. 15% of Hope succeeding is better than 4 more years of this:
3 billion humans I haven't irritated.
I've got a lot of work to do.
3 billion people. That's 3 billion snotty fuck yous.
- Propaghandi "Middle Finger Response"
And I was going to avoid politics . . . I was kind of hoping deep down that perchance this Obama character would be a little Lincoln-esque. An outstanding orator from Illinois who believes in equality, freedom, and only blowing the shit out of those who deserve it. I was hoping he would change the tone of our country and return us mildly respecting one another at least until we have had a few beers in a Packers bar. I hope that I am not so far from the truth as I am afraid I may be.
But as it stands now this is what we have. We not only do not respect ourselves as fellow Americans but we seem to go out of our way to insult other countries. We insult their leaders and we insult their culture. It's always been a little fun to mock the French but if you pass a law mocking them you best be careful to not get caught trying to Freedom Kiss an undercover cop in the shitter (bathroom not . . never mind). Now it would be hysterical in a David Lynch film but in real life it gets embarrassing.
No reports from any U.S. sources (fancy that) but look what is in the London Telegraph today.
The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."Mr. Bush, you are an arrogant, thoughtless, evil, hateful, destructive son of a bitch who deserves impeachment. Seriously. Everyone figures it is a waste of time because you are limited in time left in office. I say it would send a message to the rest of the world that we are sorry. I think it may make future presidents of the United States a little weary of doing illegal shit in office. I think it would prevent the biggest, most insulting line of pardons America has yet to see.
He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.
We just have to do it for actual illegal activities that he has committed. This may be another reason he will not be impeached. Maybe folks in the government do not want us to know how bad it has gotten. How little work they did researching a war, energy practices, the Patriot Act, FISA, and a tally of other gotchas.
That is why Hope may win this election. 15% of Hope succeeding is better than 4 more years of this:
Mr Bush also faced criticism at the summit after Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian Prime Minister, was described in the White House press pack given to journalists as one of the "most controversial leaders in the history of a country known for government corruption and vice".God save America.
Botched 'Shop
Did you see the scary Iranian test fire on the front page of your newspaper this morning? Yeah, the Iranians are saber rattling with George Bush, and asking to get spanked before he locks the door on his way out.
But, wait a tick, those scary Iranian missiles are - Iranian Hollywood magic?
(above) Here's the one run by all the popular press newspapers in the Western World...
(The Los Angeles Times, The Financial Times, The Chicago Tribune and several other newspapers as well as on BBC News, MSNBC, Yahoo! News, NYTimes.com and many other major news Web sites... to name a few)
And here's the 'unaltered' or 'un'shopped' one. (below)
Looks like pad number 3 might be full of fail there... Adobe might have to check the license of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard's copy of Photoshop.
But, wait a tick, those scary Iranian missiles are - Iranian Hollywood magic?
Let's take a looksee.
(above) Here's the one run by all the popular press newspapers in the Western World...(The Los Angeles Times, The Financial Times, The Chicago Tribune and several other newspapers as well as on BBC News, MSNBC, Yahoo! News, NYTimes.com and many other major news Web sites... to name a few)
And here's the 'unaltered' or 'un'shopped' one. (below)
Looks like pad number 3 might be full of fail there... Adobe might have to check the license of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard's copy of Photoshop.
Cut His Nuts Off
Been wondering what the hell Jesse Jackson said about Obama that he's in such a big hurry to apologize for?
Me too - found it... (sorry it's the O'Really Factor)
I can't disagree with Jesse here. Obama has been talking down to black people - about how to raise their kids, and not giving them cold Popeye's chicken for breakfast...
And that's not (typically) the job of the African-American leadership. No, their job is to blame whitey for all the woes of the African community and to shake down industries or individual companies that typically do not employ (or attract) African-Americans... which is the primary purpose of the Rainbow Push Coilition, although it is cleverly disguised as a gay rights group. Now all the sudden here's Obama fuggin' up the works? Yeah, I'll bet Jesse AND Al Sharpton want to cut off Obama's nuts.
But Jesse, here's the thing... You're on FOX. You know you've got a hot mike. It's not your first day. What the FUGG were you thinking? That's a conversation you have in the bathroom or something with your co-interviewee...
Ultimately, this will probably help Obama - as it will appear that he's created some distance himself from the African establishment, and the Chicago Machine...
Perhaps it was all staged from the beginning? I don't know. If Jesse were that crafty a politician, he'd have gotten the nomination in '88. At least VeeP.
Me too - found it... (sorry it's the O'Really Factor)
I can't disagree with Jesse here. Obama has been talking down to black people - about how to raise their kids, and not giving them cold Popeye's chicken for breakfast...
And that's not (typically) the job of the African-American leadership. No, their job is to blame whitey for all the woes of the African community and to shake down industries or individual companies that typically do not employ (or attract) African-Americans... which is the primary purpose of the Rainbow Push Coilition, although it is cleverly disguised as a gay rights group. Now all the sudden here's Obama fuggin' up the works? Yeah, I'll bet Jesse AND Al Sharpton want to cut off Obama's nuts.
But Jesse, here's the thing... You're on FOX. You know you've got a hot mike. It's not your first day. What the FUGG were you thinking? That's a conversation you have in the bathroom or something with your co-interviewee...
Ultimately, this will probably help Obama - as it will appear that he's created some distance himself from the African establishment, and the Chicago Machine...
Perhaps it was all staged from the beginning? I don't know. If Jesse were that crafty a politician, he'd have gotten the nomination in '88. At least VeeP.
Jul 9, 2008
Happy Flippin' Birthday!
Happy freakin' birthday San Fransisco!
162 years of being Americans - it has been a blast. Thanks to you our Republican friends (I am looking at you Howard) have at least one place to name whenever they talk about extremist judges and homosexuality. Thanks to you we have the fortune cookie. Thanks to you I have something to write about today - you.
San Fransisco embodies everything that this country stands for from it's inception to modern day. San Francisco was largely ignored (in true American form I like to pretend there were no Native Americans) until 1769 by the Spaniards. Seven years later, they had their first military post, the mission of San Fransisco de Asis. Even though not yet an American city it was off to a good start - a military base with a religious name.
By 1835 the Spaniards had decided to share their little fort with the Mexicans. That same year Captain William Richardson built a private settlement on the bay which at the time was called Yerba Buena (good herb). Although saddened to find out that the name of the cove was in reference to a wild mint, the U.S. decided to attempt to purchase the land from the Mexicans. The Mexicans said, "Lo siento, no." Bad move. In 1846 John Montgomery sailed his warship into the bay and took it. For free. And it became an American city (pop. 469) the old fashioned way - we beat up some brown people for it.
Two years later James Marshall found some gold in them thar hills. Within four years the population grew to more than 36,000. Another American favorite helps grow the city - a get rich quick scheme.
Since that time San Fransisco has followed a long laundry list of American favorites.
162 years of being Americans - it has been a blast. Thanks to you our Republican friends (I am looking at you Howard) have at least one place to name whenever they talk about extremist judges and homosexuality. Thanks to you we have the fortune cookie. Thanks to you I have something to write about today - you.
San Fransisco embodies everything that this country stands for from it's inception to modern day. San Francisco was largely ignored (in true American form I like to pretend there were no Native Americans) until 1769 by the Spaniards. Seven years later, they had their first military post, the mission of San Fransisco de Asis. Even though not yet an American city it was off to a good start - a military base with a religious name.
By 1835 the Spaniards had decided to share their little fort with the Mexicans. That same year Captain William Richardson built a private settlement on the bay which at the time was called Yerba Buena (good herb). Although saddened to find out that the name of the cove was in reference to a wild mint, the U.S. decided to attempt to purchase the land from the Mexicans. The Mexicans said, "Lo siento, no." Bad move. In 1846 John Montgomery sailed his warship into the bay and took it. For free. And it became an American city (pop. 469) the old fashioned way - we beat up some brown people for it.
Two years later James Marshall found some gold in them thar hills. Within four years the population grew to more than 36,000. Another American favorite helps grow the city - a get rich quick scheme.
Since that time San Fransisco has followed a long laundry list of American favorites.
- They created a monster prison to house famous bad, bad men and named it after a water fowl.
- They passed stupid laws. My favorite being the 1901 ruling that forbid burials in the city. This led to all of the dead being buried in neighboring Colma which now boasts the unique status of being the only incorporated city in the world where the dead outnumber the living.
- They created big, fancy cars that max out at 9 miles an hour and were not able to withstand an earthquake.
- They built a house in 1791 that withstood many earthquakes, fires and eventually almost succumbed to beetles in 2000.
- Over 600 boats have been abandoned in the harbor creating a landfill that would become the Jackson Square Historic District.
- One of the locations of the first Blasphemes Convention where I forced the other participant to take me to the Coit Tower. Besides the fun of driving there - meh.
- Gluttonous amounts of Clam Chowder.
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