Impious since 2006
Feb 10, 2009
Feb 9, 2009
Obama's Potty Mouth
In the odd chance you haven't heard this yet...In his bestselling autobiography, Dreams From My Father, President Obama introduces us to his high school friend, “Ray,” who, like him, is bi-racial. Who, also like him, is casting about to find his place in the world. But, who, unlike him, has a potty mouth that would make a sailor blush.
Best of all? When reading the audiobook version of his bio, Obama does impressions of Ray’s manner of speech. Swear words and all. It’s awesome. And it’s a way of talking we probably won’t be hearing from him now that he’s POTUS. Maybe?
“You know that guy ain’t shi+. Sorry-ass motherf+cker ain’t got nothing on me.” (MP3)
This shi+’s getting way too complicated for me.” (MP3)
“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherf+ckers like you.” (MP3)
“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!” (MP3)
“Sure you can have my number, baby!” (MP3)
“Blam!” (MP3)
Me? I'm puttin' these in my phone as ringtones.
Feb 7, 2009
Angry Flying Jesus
You know, every once in a while, I come across something that recharges my battery -
It reminds me why I agreed to help OneF and Killre out on their blog --
and it is this... (Stick with it, it gets AWESOME around 2:42)
This short cartoon is from the Jehovah's Witnesses, about Jesus.
It's quite informative and perplexing at the same time. Much like LOST.
It features such marvels and facts as:
• Jesus is alive and well on Earth, but is totally invisible
• Jesus has wings- but Jesus isn't Jesus at all
• Jesus - sans wings - flies exactly like Superman
• Jesus holds a sword aloft in the air and totally pulls a He-Man moment
• Jesus shape shifts into other people to help sell his resurrection
• Jesus directly causes Armageddon when he gets fed up - around 2:42.
(Note there's no World Trade Center!)
• Jesus hates Volkswagens
• Jesus blows up a church with a small child in it
• The select few Jehovah's Witnesses going to heaven consist of only of old white people
This is why I keep coming back here. To share this stuff with you.
Also, I CAN'T WAIT until a pack of Jehovah's Witnesses come a-knockin!
I can start off with, "Don't worry, I've seen the cartoon."
It reminds me why I agreed to help OneF and Killre out on their blog --
and it is this... (Stick with it, it gets AWESOME around 2:42)
This short cartoon is from the Jehovah's Witnesses, about Jesus.
It's quite informative and perplexing at the same time. Much like LOST.
It features such marvels and facts as:
• Jesus is alive and well on Earth, but is totally invisible
• Jesus has wings- but Jesus isn't Jesus at all
• Jesus - sans wings - flies exactly like Superman
• Jesus holds a sword aloft in the air and totally pulls a He-Man moment
• Jesus shape shifts into other people to help sell his resurrection
• Jesus directly causes Armageddon when he gets fed up - around 2:42.
(Note there's no World Trade Center!)
• Jesus hates Volkswagens
• Jesus blows up a church with a small child in it
• The select few Jehovah's Witnesses going to heaven consist of only of old white people
This is why I keep coming back here. To share this stuff with you.
Also, I CAN'T WAIT until a pack of Jehovah's Witnesses come a-knockin!
I can start off with, "Don't worry, I've seen the cartoon."
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