In the odd chance you haven't heard this yet...In his bestselling autobiography, Dreams From My Father, President Obama introduces us to his high school friend, “Ray,” who, like him, is bi-racial. Who, also like him, is casting about to find his place in the world. But, who, unlike him, has a potty mouth that would make a sailor blush.
Best of all? When reading the audiobook version of his bio, Obama does impressions of Ray’s manner of speech. Swear words and all. It’s awesome. And it’s a way of talking we probably won’t be hearing from him now that he’s POTUS. Maybe?
“You know that guy ain’t shi+. Sorry-ass motherf+cker ain’t got nothing on me.” (MP3)
This shi+’s getting way too complicated for me.” (MP3)
“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherf+ckers like you.” (MP3)
“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!” (MP3)
“Sure you can have my number, baby!” (MP3)
“Blam!” (MP3)
Me? I'm puttin' these in my phone as ringtones.
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