Impious since 2006
Showing posts with label tattoo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoo. Show all posts
Jan 25, 2019
Aug 9, 2010
Oct 17, 2009
Pratfalls in Idiocy
Yesterday, Andrew Sullivan put up a post about an extremely brutal hate-crime attack on an openly gay man in Queens. At the end of the interview, one of the attackers’ friends proudly displayed this tattoo:
The tattoo reads “[Thou] shall not lie with a male as one does with a woman. It is an abomination. Leviticus 18:22″. lol! Oh, sorry, you don't get it. Leviticus also forbids tattooing. In the very next chapter.
“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:28
Aug 23, 2009
Sweet Zombie Jesus...Fish tat
"So I was trying to think of a bitchin' tat that no one else has. You know, some kids have Christ, others have the Pisces fish... so it comes to me - a righteous Jesus fish! You know, a combo!"
"How drunk were you, Carl?"
"I don't drink, why do you ask?"
May 4, 2007
Worlb Class
There are reasons that some of us live in major metropolitan areas. Among them, the access to many luxuries that would be sub-par in other parts of this great country of ours. As we here in Chicago are all too painfully aware the baseball is not an above-par luxury here in this city. But tattoos are.
Filed today in the St. Louis Circuit Court is a suit that alleges negligence and carelessness. It seems that a particularly happy Cardinals fan went out the day after the Cardinals won the World Series to celebrate by getting a tattoo across his back. This way everyone at the kiddie pool would be able to surmise that he was a tried and true Cardinal fan. Not a "buy the Pujol's jersey" kind of fan either. A DIE HARD FAN.
Unfortunately for our hero he had the tattoo scrawled on his back in St. Louis where the educational system is less than stellar. After a while on the bench with the tattoo artist masterfully inscribing the phrase that pays across the poor victims back. The phrase?
"St. Louis Cardinals, Worlb Series Champions 2000"
The Yankees apparently have fans all over the Midwest.
Filed today in the St. Louis Circuit Court is a suit that alleges negligence and carelessness. It seems that a particularly happy Cardinals fan went out the day after the Cardinals won the World Series to celebrate by getting a tattoo across his back. This way everyone at the kiddie pool would be able to surmise that he was a tried and true Cardinal fan. Not a "buy the Pujol's jersey" kind of fan either. A DIE HARD FAN.
Unfortunately for our hero he had the tattoo scrawled on his back in St. Louis where the educational system is less than stellar. After a while on the bench with the tattoo artist masterfully inscribing the phrase that pays across the poor victims back. The phrase?
"St. Louis Cardinals, Worlb Series Champions 2000"
The Yankees apparently have fans all over the Midwest.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)