Saturday Morning Cartoons

Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos.

This is not a parody. This was a real show made in 1986, pre-Texas Ranger. This is the magical intro to 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos'. They say 'Chuck Norris' 8 times in the 1 minute intro, as well as 3 instances of 'Chuck' by Too Much, Pepper, and the announcer and also 1 instance of 'Norris' by the Super Ninja. For a total of 11 references to Chuck Norris in 60 seconds.

Part I: The Deadly Dolphins.

I love the Chuck Norris personal opening, the music, and the voice of 'Claw' does a lot of Disney voices and also Chairface Chippendale in the Tick cartoon. Part three even has an "enlarge" on a computer screen! And there's a SuperNinja - who I'm pretty sure was the voice of Starscream and Cobra Commander.

Part II

Part III


Here's the action figure Chuck Norris Chuck Norris