Dec 22, 2006

Ken Griffey Jr breaks wrist


...in what was apparently an off-field incident. No details were allowed by Griffey spokespeople, however unconfirmed eye witnesses claim it may have involved a grapefruit and a perhaps a weiner dog.

At least he did this in the off season this year, and didn't give the nice people of Cincinnati false hopes once again.

Ken Griffey is apparently more fragile than the leg lamp in A Christmas Story.

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