When you pull the tap it plays, "Where Everybody Knows Your Name." And when you sit on the barstool it yells, "Norm!"
And after you're done at the bar you jump into your Lit'l Tyke's Coupe -
And then you can practice saying your ABC's backwards! This is fun!
Oops R comes after S when you're going backwards, Timmy! But now we can play a new game!
And if you don't win you get to play in Jail!
What a great Christmas!