Prelude to the Main Event

If you thought this week was a complete disaster of depravity, mudslinging, character assassinations, lies on one side of the fence and then more lies - it was a Senate hearing that sounded more like Maury Povich at a UFC weigh-in. BTW - If you believe Kavanaugh, you're with all the rapists. Maybe you are a rapist?

Kavanaugh is going to get confirmed and put on the court, even if they end up finding Polaroids of Kavanaugh and Mrs. Ford fumbling around in that bedroom in 1982. "Do you confirm or deny that's your butt cheek-"

But all of this is stale peanuts compared to what kind of spectacle and razzle-dazzle we're in for when Ruth Bader Ginsburg retires/dies on her chair. The Kavanaugh Event is a mere prelude to the Main Event.  Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 85. 

Trump has also speculated that Sonia Sotomayor could be forced into early retirement because of her Type 1 diabetes. Ruth, Sonia and all of the Democrats need to hang on until after the results of the Midterms. 

The 2018 Midterms are shaping up to be the make or break for either Donald Trump, or the Democrats. America is either going to double down on the Reality Government Show or simply water it down. A little.

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Elder Goths Straw Ban

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Papa John's Big Mouth

John Schnatter has resigned his post as Chairman of the Board of Papa John's. He has apologized for using the N-word. What did that cost him? Schnatter about 30 percent of Papa John's. As of March 12, his stake was worth $622 million, though a recent decline in the company's stock price now values it at $479 million as of the close of trading on Wednesday.