Drunken Awards Show
Next year - either institute a mandatory piss test for the host, or say f-it and have Charlie Sheen and Lindsy Lohan host the damn thing. Couldn't be any worse than what was on last night.

Best Picture: The King’s Speech.
Best Leading Actor: Colin Firth for The King’s Speech.
Best Leading Actress: Natalie Portman for Black Swan.
Best Director: Tom Hooper for The King’s Speech.
Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale for The Fighter.
Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo for The Fighter.
The rest here, if you give a rip.
Labels: Awards show, drugs, drunk, Oscars



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