Man cheats on his wife, sends a sexy text message to the wrong person, and his mistress's underwear ends up for auction on ebay. And you thought Edwards was doing it wrong?
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The eBay listing, entitled "Empty condom packet & a photo of The Tart's knickers", also comes with a detailed account of the events leading up to her discovery, in which the woman returned from work to find her husband of 22 years watching a DVD and discouraging her from entering their bedroom.
In the room she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and "the Tart's knickers . . . at the foot of the bed".
Anna also promises that this listing will not be the last in the matter, stating that her husband's Harley Hog is "the next item that will probably be sold on eBay at a start price of 99c and, of course, with no reserve!" Several bidders have already expressed interest in the motorcycle.
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They [the underpants] are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps.
Apparently, the woman arrived home after she received a torrid SMS from her husband—obviously not directed to her—only to discover him in bed with the condom wrapper under the pillow and the lady's big underpants at the foot of the bed, like some kind of big pirate flag.
The wife wanted to sell the actual piece of massive lingerie, but eBay asked her to take it down because they have a policy against selling secondhand underwear. An eBay spokeswoman said:
We let her know about the policy and instead she's now selling a photograph of the offending knickers. This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage.
Great. eBay therapy. Yes. It's a slow day, but what worries me here is this stupid secondhand underwear sales ban. Does this apply to eBay Japan too? How can pervs all around the world bid for their favorite porn stars used lingerie? These are all questions that shall be answered before the day ends. Anyone wants to buy my CK—too tight—boxers? [Reuters]
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