Actual headline:"Fluoride's glory may be cresting"
Can I please beat the living shiznit out of an AP writer now, please? Please?
I don't actually care much about Fluoride in my drinking water... well not as much as this guy:
It's either a byproduct of the coal industry being dumped into the water supply and sold off as "being good for your teeth" or it's fantastic - and that's why Americans have been getting taller since they started it. What would be more interesting is to see if Osteoporosis starts declining in aging Baby Boomers as they enter retirement homes.
You can't eat toothpaste, fluoride ingested is bad - but somehow it's good for your teeth... but I don't care about that right now... it's that DAMN headline! I'm going to go knock out that writer's teeth - Would you believe, pull out his/her hair.
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It's probably no coincidence that the politically powerful American Dental Association is headquartered in Chicago and by about 10 am yesterday the title of that story was changed from the Procter and Gamble offensive title to one less indicting.
About 50% of the ADA's money comes from corporations, especially P&G,
who profit form our continuing to have cavities.
There motto: "Don't ever slam fluoride"
Let ye who is without puns throw the first punch.
DUDE.
Have you seen the absolute shit that passes for wit in this country?
All the dumb-f*ck jerks who partied hard and never read a good book in their life with whom we attended university are now in a position in advertising firms to greenlight ridiculously erroneous and insipid campaigns.
Billboards will be the death of English grammar in America.
So cut our AP boy/girl a little slack. Because I mean, I've *never* seen a pun used as a headline heard. Wait....
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