Praise the Lard

Finally, A Church I might, maybe, think about maybe joining? Visiting, perhaps? Well, I like it enough to share it with Blasphemes anyway.

Let me ask, if the church of bacon joined with the pastafarians, would the new church be called The Church of Pasta Carbonara?

At least The Sacrament would be worth waiting in line for, and, actually, might make more sense. If the pastor was passing out small pieces of bacon, you'd literally be consuming your deity. And it would be good for those folks watching their carb intake.

No doubt some reformer would insist on bacon bits, or imitation bacon... and that would ruin it for everyone.

Anyhow - here's a screen shot of their website.