Joe Biden at Costco

Joe Biden went to Costco today...

Dang, I knew I should've gotten the flat bed. Look out lady, Jesus.

This looks like it's my reading level. Oooh, Curious George visits Israel!

Damn, that's a big pie. I wonder if I can eat the whole thing in one sitting... 

Only one way to find out.

I totally regret grabbing this sample of couscous. Where's the trash can?

"Hey look! They got phones without cords!" Lady, I'm totally prankin' you - you think I'm calling your mother, I'm actually calling Xi Jinping in China.