Drink when the following words or subjects are brought up:Cayman Islands
47 percent
Built That
The Very Poor
Immigration
Obama Care
Massachusetts
When Obama mentions: George Bush, says "aaaahhhhhh....." (also and/or "uuuhhhhh") "Sasha and Malia, wealthy, fair share." Finish the bottle if he says "Mormon."
When Romney mentions: Jimmy Carter, laughs inappropriately, stammers, Job creators, olympics, class war fare. Finish the bottle if he says "birth certificate."
If either talk about dogs or start singing - move to Canada.
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