Your New President

This isn't Photoshopped. It's real. It's a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll that predicts that if the elections were held today, Rick "don't google me" Santorum — the presidential candidate who believes that pregnant rape victims should make the best of it, that free prenatal testing leads to more abortions, and that, contrary to the Constitution, the separation of church and state should not be absolute — would defeat President Obama by three percentage points.

To be fair, Romney matches up 48% over Obama's 46% too.