Newt Gingrich has won the South Carolina Republican primary, further scrambling an already volatile primary race that has produced three different winners in three states. Mitt takes two, while Rick Santorum and Ron Paul are still battling for third place - as I last checked. It's going to be a fun convention this year. Especially if they pull a last second rabbit out of their hat -- a cloned Ronald Reagan.
And all this after the media has been at hard work digging for dirt on the Republicans. They’ve already made several earth-shattering discoveries. Like Mitt Romney is paying exactly the amount of taxes the law requires And that the second ex-wife of Newt Gingrich still holds a grudge.
So, the family values candidate is a serial adulterer with 83 (or was it 84?) ethical violation charges under his belt. And people wonder why I love politics? You can't get comedy like this ANYWHERE.
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