Behold the Miracle of Booze!

Behold, the healing power of booze!

Note that only the TOP SHELF liquor has any miracle inducing powers... the bottom shelf is probably what put her in that chair in the first place.

Speaking of top-bottom, the Secretary of State in Illinois - is launching a top-to-bottom investigation of handicap placard abuse in that state.

Now, before you hit me with "my mother has MS, and has limited mobility..." Yes. There's shades of gray in the world. How about the dick with the camera who couldn't be bothered helping a fellow alcoholic out? How about the statue on her left? It's a funny picture of a lady reaching for whiskey.