Church of Scientology Faces Criminal Charges - But Not Why You Think

Church of Scientology faces criminal charges for underpaying workers

The Church of Scientology in Australia could face criminal charges and be forced to surrender millions of dollars in back pay after an investigation found it may have broken the law by severely underpaying workers. [More]

Perhaps it's Xenu's plan to treat his members like slaves while he makes millions? Xenu works in mysterious ways.