Pope to the Stars

Well, maybe we should have the Catholics and Muslims start the next 'Space Race' to see who can convert the most aliens?

On the plus side, humanity would finally be getting off this rock.

The down side is accidentally sparking off intergalactic war after baptizing an alien that dissolves in water...

Asked if the Pope's astronomer would baptise an alien, he replied “Only if they asked.' Oh, we're learning? Maybe if we hadn't forced all those folks already living in the two American continents, there'd still be a couple of them?

Sigh. And why does the Pope need an Astronomer?

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