Daley: Gun 'Up Your Butt' Would Prove Ban Works

His Honorable Pharaoh Daley II Offers to Prove Gun Ban Effective, by shooting reporter up his ass.

At a news conference to discuss Chicago's gun ban and the Supreme Court's pending ruling on the issue, a reporter from the Chicago Reader asked him if the ban was effective.

"Since guns are readily available in Chicago even with a ban in place, do you really think it’s been effective?" asked Mick Dumke.

“Oh!” Daley said. “It’s been very effective!”

He grabbed a rifle, held it up, and looked right at me. He was chuckling but there was no smile.

“If I put this up your—ha!—your butt—ha ha!—you’ll find out how effective this is!”

“If I put a round up your—ha ha!”

Dumke said the room became "very, very quiet" before reporters realized he was joking.

Daley's press flak said the mayor didn't regret the remarks but said by offering to place the gun in the reporter's rear end "could admittedly be considered a less-than-ideal example."

Unbalanced? Clouted his way through grade school? Shouldn't have risen past State Senator? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have a mayor shoving a firearm up your ass and pulling the trigger until it goes click.