International Bacon Day?

Did you know that somebody declared today as the International Bacon Day?

Personally, I thought Frances Bacon's birthday would be better, but, eh, no one listens to me.

According to the National Pork Board, Sept. 5 marks the second annual Bacon Day. It was created by Alexa and the Bacon Boys -- a group of bloggers from Colorado. Hey! What the Dogmatic?! Should have been me...

Fine. You know what, screw you guys and Kevin Bacon day. I'm declaring EVERY DAY is bacon day!