"You know, Farrah. That poster... yeah, that brought a lot of joy to the world. (Especially to young men...) Look, we know you'll never be given Sainthood or recognized for all your hard work *ahem* but, as a reward, the Big Guy, also a fan by the way, has decided to grant you a wish before you enter the gates."
"Wow, thank you, well, I can't be selfish after the life I have lived." Farrah replied, "I simply wish that all the children in the world would be safe."
And, well, you know what happened next...
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